The Parsnip Song FRED Can't Stop, I'm Being Timed http://fredtheband.com/framepage.htm Intro: Sorry about the chords not being in the perfect place but it's too specific! You'll figure it out! Variation of the A bar chord with the chords A, F#, B, E under it! A F# B E Not many people A F# B E Know-ooh-woah-ooh-woa-oh A F# B E That parsnips are the evil of the universe A F# B E And all the other vegetables are merely pawns in the A F# B E Parsninp's giant web of deceit A F# B E That's why the parsnip is so alarmingly sweet! A F# B E And then my biggest fear is biting into a chip A F# B E And finding out that it really is a parsnip! Chorus: (Same as verse)